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. If u treat her nice she says "yaar mujhe line de raha hai"
. If u dont she says "kitna akarta hai"
. If u dress nicely she says "mujhay impress karna chata hai"
. If u dont she says "tasteless hai yaar"
. If u argue with her she says "ziddi hai"
. If u sit quietly she says "dumb hai"
. If u act smarter "she'll lose her brain as u r insulting her"
. If she acts smarter "she think its her right"
. If u dont love her she says "is ka to pehlay say hi 2,3 larkioon k saath chakar hai"
. If u love her she says "peechay hi par gaya hai"
. If u dont give her a kiss she says "tum mujh say serious naheen ho"
. If u give her a kiss she says "sab ko line deta hoga"
. If u r skinny she says "u shud hv appropriate mass at appropriate places"
. If u r healthy she says "u shud b smart"
. If u dont tell her ur problems she says "ur not honest 2 me"
. If u do tell to her she says "ur a problem child"
. If u scold her she says "you act like a nany giving lecture"
. If she scolds u she says "Yaar, its becuz i care"
. If u break a promise she says "she does not trust u any more"
. If she breaks she says "jan mein majbour thi"
. If u do good in exams she says "qismat ne saath diya warna tum or good marks"
. If she gets goods mark she says "its my brain"
.  If u hurt her she says "u r cruel & dont care of my feelings"
. If she hurts you she replies "u r not understanding"

... & dey claim dey r not Hypocrates, Interstin na..

i didnt wri8 any... got it frm sum1 else :-)