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fact, i m officially bored. fact, i wanna go outta dis city  4 a while. fact, i cant. fact, i m broke. fact, i dn hv ne crdt in ma mobile. fact, hvnt seen ne sexy chicks 4 sumtym. fact, i m goin nuts. fact, lyf sux -- well atleast at dis moment. fact, i m nt makin sense nemore. fact, i shud stop writin facts nw. fact .... dats enuf, fuck facts.

1. No Breakfast:
    People who do not take breakfast are going to have a lower blood sugar level. This leads to an insufficient supply of nutrients to the brain causing brain degeneration.

2. Overeating:
    It causes hardening of the brain arteries, leading to a decrease in mental power.

3. Smoking:
    It causes multiple brain shrinkage and may lead to Alzheimer disease.

4. High Sugar consumption:
    Too much sugar will interrupt the absorption of proteins and nutrients causing malnutrition and may interfere with brain development.

5. Air Pollution:
    The brain is the largest oxygen consumer in our body. Inhaling polluted air decreases the supply of oxygen to the brain, bringing about a decrease in brain efficiency.

6. Sleep Deprivation:
    Sleep allows our brain to rest. Long term deprivation from sleep will accelerate the death of brain cells.

7. Head covered while sleeping :
   Sleeping with the head covered increases the concentration of carbon dioxide and decrease concentration of  oxygen that may lead to brain damaging effects.

8. Working your brain during illness:
    Working hard or studying with sickness may lead to a decrease in effectiveness of the brain as well as damage the brain.

9. Lacking in stimulating thoughts:
    Thinking is the best way to train our brain, lacking in brain stimulation thoughts may cause brain shrinkage.

10. Talking Rarely:
     Intellectual conversations will promote the efficiency of the brain

We live in a pathologically dissatisfied world. And I'm going to tell you why. Because we love to compare....
 
Go around the world and discover that people aren't happy with their bodies. Filipinos want to be fair-complexioned like Westerners and so buy bleaching stuff. Westerners want to own bronzed bodies like ours and so purchase tanning lotions. Those with moles have them removed, while those who don't strategically implant beauty spots. Some people want to shed a few pounds to look like Ally McBeal, while others want to gain some baby fat to look like Drew Barrymore. When are we ever going to stop and simply be happy with how we look? We live in a sick world, I tell you. And that sickness is comparison it is.
 
Take a look at wealth.....
 
When we drive our old Honda, it really suits us fine. We feel blessed in fact when the rain pours outside and we feel snug and cozy on its faded upholstered seats. But the moment we see our own office mate (or neighbor, or buddy, or cousin, or brother) drive his sleek sky-blue, four-door, four-wheel-drive Mercedes, we automatically feel like third-class children of God. Next time we drive our bumpy, noisy, rusted, dilapidated Honda, (notice how all the defects come out all of a sudden?), we feel deprived, dispossessed, pariah, debased and only a little higher than the insects of the earth.
 
Listen carefully.....

Bill Gates total assets are worth $60 billion. That's more than the GNP of some small countries.
Tiger Woods earns $80 million simply by smiling on TV in a Nike shirt.
And the stars of the sitcom Friends are paid $750,000 per episode!
 
My point?? No matter how hard you work, there'll still be some people who will be richer than you are. And there'll be some people who will be more beautiful, have more appeal and have more problems.

Try it for once. Stop looking around. Don't compare!

Don't compare her nose with your nose.
Don't compare his wife with your wife.
Don't compare his salary with your salary.
Don't compare her kid's report card with your kid's report card.
Don't compare his prayer group with your prayer group.
Don't compare her cellulite deposits with your cellulite deposits.

For crying out loud, Stop comparing and Start living!
And you'll be happier with your life, I guarantee.
 
This is crucial:
The most difficult thing in the world is to be who you are not. Pretending and trying to be someone else is the official pastime of the human race. (I don't think dogs and cats and cows and horses have this problem.) And the easiest thing in the world is to be yourself. Be happy. Live!
 
There must be a reason why God made you tall or short or fat or thin or bumpy all over. Love who you are!
 
Use what talents you possess.

The woods would be very silent if only those birds didn't sing there, that which they sang the best.

Be peace be upon all ...

Men on earth die and go to heaven.

God comes and says, "I want the men to form two queues - one line for the men who dominated their women, and the other one for the men who were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go away so that no man and woman can talk."

Next time God comes back, the women are gone, and there are two lines.The line for the men who were dominated by their women is 100 miles long, and in the line of men who dominated their women there is only one man.

God gets mad and says, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image, and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons who stood up and made me proud. Learn from him!! Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"

The man replies, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."

Life's problems are something like this ...

Hold it for a few minutes in your head & they seem OK.
Think of them for a long time & they begin to ache.
Hold it even longer & they begin to paralyze you. You will not be able to do anything.

It's important to think of the challenges (problems) in your life, but EVEN MORE IMPORTANT to 'put them down' at the end of every day before you go to
sleep. That way, you are not stressed, you wake up every day fresh & strong & can handle any issue, any challenge that comes your way!

So, as it becomes time for you to leave office today ...

Remember friends:
Happiness keeps u Sweet,
Trials keep u Strong,
Sorrow keeps u Human,
Failure Keeps u Humble,
Success keeps u Glowing,
and God Keeps u Going.

2day is my sweet little sista's birthday ..... haPPy birthdaY 2 u sis :-)) u r da best.

wishin u ...
glowin candles, bright balloons
stacks of gifts, funny hats
a heapin plate
.. wateva makes ur birthday gr8 !!

many happy returns of da day. wish i was der with u in ur celebration. newayz,  njoy ur big day n hav fun ... miss u.

been off 4 a while, i mean from writin my blogs. lets c wat i hav been up2. well, 4 starters i had my birthday on 20th. had 2 treat my friends ... so i m broke now, lolz. wat else ... lyf is as usual. my last os fuckd up, so a bit bz installin da whole system again, borin n tiresome job. man i m getin hell bord ... da uni is closed now, so da usual adda is off too. n i m broke, so cant spend much at dis moment, hahaha. o gr8, da net's gone too.

o guess wat, yesterday i went 2 uni 2 c wats up wit my grades n stuffs, u know. i was wit my frnds on da stairway n dis madam (she isnt actually a teacher, administration stuff) looked at my hair & face n said sumthin lyk dis --- "ki je obostha !!" indicatin i looked lyk shit. actually i didnt shave 4 a week n my hair is long .... so i really looked scary, lolz. i just burst out lufin infront of her. she den gave a funny smile n went away ... btw still havnt shaved, lolzzzzzz

havnt seen ne new movie 4 a while .... i m goin crazy. i just gotta c 'sin city' but da master print isnt in da market yet :-( wats da last movie i saw n luvd, lemme c ......... o yeah, 'closer' n 'the grduge'. i especially lykd 'closer', i even bot da dvd -- dis is a must c movie man.

. If u treat her nice she says "yaar mujhe line de raha hai"
. If u dont she says "kitna akarta hai"
. If u dress nicely she says "mujhay impress karna chata hai"
. If u dont she says "tasteless hai yaar"
. If u argue with her she says "ziddi hai"
. If u sit quietly she says "dumb hai"
. If u act smarter "she'll lose her brain as u r insulting her"
. If she acts smarter "she think its her right"
. If u dont love her she says "is ka to pehlay say hi 2,3 larkioon k saath chakar hai"
. If u love her she says "peechay hi par gaya hai"
. If u dont give her a kiss she says "tum mujh say serious naheen ho"
. If u give her a kiss she says "sab ko line deta hoga"
. If u r skinny she says "u shud hv appropriate mass at appropriate places"
. If u r healthy she says "u shud b smart"
. If u dont tell her ur problems she says "ur not honest 2 me"
. If u do tell to her she says "ur a problem child"
. If u scold her she says "you act like a nany giving lecture"
. If she scolds u she says "Yaar, its becuz i care"
. If u break a promise she says "she does not trust u any more"
. If she breaks she says "jan mein majbour thi"
. If u do good in exams she says "qismat ne saath diya warna tum or good marks"
. If she gets goods mark she says "its my brain"
.  If u hurt her she says "u r cruel & dont care of my feelings"
. If she hurts you she replies "u r not understanding"

... & dey claim dey r not Hypocrates, Interstin na..

i didnt wri8 any... got it frm sum1 else :-)