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had a lunch invitaion to one of my aunt's house. went der wit ma bro. got kinda bored der .... da thing is i m not dat much into family gatherings ... too borin. so ... took an opportunity n got out :P

on ma way calld up sum of ma frnds n told dem to meet me at rifle's square. so we met. we were addafyin n still we were getn bored. so decided to get into agora n buy a drink or sumthn. i told ma frnd ... dat i m gonna buy a drink which i neva had bfore. unfortunately i ws havin a hard tym findin one ... lolz. after searchin for a while got sumthn .. its soda water frm pepsi ..... i had soda water frm oder manufacturer bfore .. so had an idea hw bad it wud taste .. just drinkin it witout mixin nethn else .... hehehe. but wat to do .... i made a commitment :P ... n had to fulfill it ... hehehe (btw gals out der ... i aint da commitment type of guy, did it just for fun :P). so whr ws i .... oh yeah .. i took a sip n it ws lyk ...... yaaack!! ma frnd didnt wanna drink it .. but made him take atleast one sip 2 get da flavor .. hehehe. den i kept drinkin da rest of da soda. he ws lyk ..... hw da hell r u drinkin it?? lolzzzzz

anoder frnd joind us after a while .... sum oder frnds cudnt make it tho. newayz ... we stoppd infront of a ice-cream parlor ... decided to have sum ice-creams :) but before i do dat .. i had 2 finish dat soda .. lolz. it ws horrible man. but moi got lucky ..... sum street begger as in a kid came up 2 me n ws askin for sumthn .. so gave him da soda wit an evil smile in ma face :P

den had da ice-cream ... it felt so good ....... man!! neva thot such a simple flavored ice-cream cud taste as good as dis. i ws sayin 2 ma frnds ... guyz u misd it ... u shud hav da soda ... den u cud hav dat heavenly taste i m havin ri8 now. we were all lufin our heads off out of dis. i ws sayin lyk .... i ws so bored .. n after havin dat soda ... evrythin else around me felt better .. cuz da soda ws so horrible .. hahahaha.

so guyz out der .. if u eva feel shit bored .... n everythn seems so dark around u .... hav soda water. things wil turn out 2 b a lot better ;)

lolzzzzzzzzzzz. n dis is to pepsi n all oder soda water manufacturers .. moi deserve sum kinda payment frm u  as i m advertisin ur product in ma blog, wat do u say :P

It's really not difficult...
To make a woman happy; a man only needs to be :
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
17. a psychologist
18. a pest exterminator
19. a psychiatrist
20. a healer
20. a good listener
22. an organizer
23. a good father
24. very clean
25. sympathetic
26. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments regularly
45. love shopping
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
53. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

[ extracted from a group mail ]

.... see how simple it is :P
yeah sure ..... hehehe.

a successful ad exec and loyal family man meets an alluring and sexy woman on his morning commute. flirtation quickly escalates into passion. but this casual fling turns dangerous when a violent criminal confronts and pulls them into a dangerous plot. now with their entire lives thrown off-course, he must figure out how to turn the tables and somehow save their families.

waitin eagerly to watch da http://www.weinsteinco.com/derailed/ .. just cuz i m a big clive owen fan lolz ..... da story seems kinda interestin too, in a sexy way :P

Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language?
Let's face it,
English is a language where,
There is no egg in the eggplant.
No ham in the hamburger,
And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple!
English muffins were not invented in England.
French fries were not invented in France.

We sometimes take English for granted.
But if we examine its paradoxes we find that,
Quicksand takes you down slowly,
Boxing rings are square,
And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

If writers write, how come fingers don't fing!
If the plural of tooth is teeth,
Shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth!
If the teacher taught,
Why didn't the preacher praught.

If a vegetarian eats vegetables,
What the heck does a humanitarian eat!?
Why do people recite at a play
Yet play at a recital?
Park on driveways and
Drive on parkways

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy
Of a language where a house can burn up as
It burns down
And in which you fill in a form
By filling it out
And a bell is only heard once it goes!

English was invented by people, not computers,
And it reflects the creativity of the human race.
(Which of course isn't a race at all)

That is why
When the stars are out they are visible,
But when the lights are out they are invisible
And why it is that when I wind up my watch,
It starts.
But when I wind up this observation,
It ends.

[ extracted from a group mail ]